I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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