she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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