Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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