I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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