My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Shame is for Republicans.
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