Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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