what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
