just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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