I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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