I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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