so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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