Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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