is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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