We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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