that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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