Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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