I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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