google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
i think we sleep fucked last night...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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