it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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