Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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