thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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