the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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