At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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