a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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