You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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