Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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