Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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