so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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