No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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