we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he puts the penis in happiness.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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