I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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