did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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