Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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