Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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