i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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