Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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