I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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