I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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