I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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