Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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