your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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