She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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