he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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