it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Sext me about skeletons
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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