yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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