bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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