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If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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