Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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