i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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