Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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