Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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