no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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