I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I believe in your delicious
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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