mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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