porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize