I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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