i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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